13 August 2010

The Expendables

Directed by: Sylvester Stallone
Written by: Dave Callaham & Sylvester Stallone
Full credits at IMDb

Talk about bromances: The Expendables is the faggiest movie of the year, so straight it’s totally homo—like, when Stallone is telling [Jason] Statham that, like, yeah, you can have sex with a woman…but then what? Talk to them? About shoes or rainbows or some shit? Best to stay with your bros, bro. [My colleague] wanted to see Eat Pray Love for this week, so we could compare this testosterone fest to that presumable estrogen party. But I think that would have been unnecessary: the perfect counterpoint to this movie was last week’s The Other Guys, which sent up all the chest-puffing clich├ęs in which this movie revels with a satisfied smirk.

Keep reading my discussion with Benjamin Sutton at The L Magazine


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